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The 594th EB & SR
Tall Tales | USAT
SEAWITCH | Milne Bay | B
Company | The 287th Signal Company,
2nd E.S.B.
Tall Tales
Today, the Florida panhandle is a vacation resort
paradise. In 1944, times were a little different. One tale of that
time relates how Tech 4th. Grade, Eph Hansell, Company B, definitely
did not like "Hillbilly" music,
especially when it played on and on. Eph ended up losing his temper
over it and threw the offending radio across the floor of a Camp Gordon
Johnson barracks. The radioÍs owner and his friends then attempted
to throw Eph into the Gulf of Mexico. Eph emerged from the fight sore
and bruised and is to this day, no lover of hillbilly music. He has
apparently quit throwing radios though.
Joe Sullivan, Company C, 594th. wrote the following
Tall Tale: I was a member of Company C and arrived at Camp Gordon
Johnston, Florida from Cape Cod, Massachusetts on 9 September 1943.
I was eighteen years old with only two months of service. We trained
as combat engineers and then went to manning landing craft. There
we trained the 4th Infantry Division in Amphibian warfare. Then
the New YearÍs holidays
arrived.
With nothing to do and nowhere to go, we were
restricted to the Camp and the small town of Carabelle, Florida.
It was decided that we would have a New YearÍs Eve booze
party, and a volunteer was asked to go into Carabelle, secure liquor,
evade detection by the MP's at the Camp gate and return to the Company
area. This sounded to me like more fun than I had in months of boring
army training. A challenge to defy authority! I went for it.
Everyone chipped in, and my buddy and I hitched a ride into Carabelle
at sunset. We walked the boardwalk to the nearest liquor store. We
bought about twelve bottles of liquor and a large bottle of Champagne
for myself. I spotted a large Packard sedan Taxi with the spare tires
mounted on each side of the car body. We made a deal with the cabby.
First we pulled off the tires, stashed the tubes and stored the bottles
in the remounted tires, and off we went, back to Camp.
Arriving at the well-lit front gate of Camp
Gordon Johnston, we found that it was manned by two MP's and their
commander, a 2nd Lieutenant. We were ordered "OUT OF THE CAR!". These guys must have been tipped
off because they pulled out all the car seats, opened and searched
the trunk, searched under the hood and even crawled under the car.
But they did not pull off the two spare tires. Sitting beside the
2nd Lt. was a cluster of confiscated bottles which I'm sure were headed
for the "O" club (OfficerÍs Club) that night. After the exhausting
search of the car; off we went to the best all-male party ever at
Camp Gordon Johnston. Having no ice to cool my wine, I ended up at
the back door of the O club and got myself a bucket of ice. We screwed
the system and had a wonderful time.
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